Anthropogenic Sedimentary-style Organic Solid
Goldfish Cracker (Culinary Mimic)
Cibus aurum (Commonly composed of Enriched Wheat Flour and Cheddar Cheese)
Hardness: <1 (highly brittle); Color: Vibrant cheddar orange (sunset hue); Luster: Matte/Dull with crystalline salt deposits; Structure: Porous, fish-shaped extrusion; Cleavage: Irregular fracture when bitten.
- Hardness
- <1 (highly brittle)
- Color
- Vibrant cheddar orange (sunset hue)
- Luster
- Matte/Dull with crystalline salt deposits
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Physical properties
Hardness: <1 (highly brittle); Color: Vibrant cheddar orange (sunset hue); Luster: Matte/Dull with crystalline salt deposits; Structure: Porous, fish-shaped extrusion; Cleavage: Irregular fracture when bitten.
Formation & geological history
Formed via industrial extrusion and high-heat baking processes (dehydration oven). Originates in commercial bakery facilities commonly located in North America.
Uses & applications
Primary use is human caloric consumption (snacking). Occasionally used in elementary school art projects or as a biological lure for children.
Geological facts
First introduced to the United States in 1962. The 'snack that smiles back' is a cultural icon of the late 20th century. This specific specimen appears to be the 'Extra Cheddar' variety.
Field identification & locations
Easily identified by its distinct ichthyoid silhouette and salt-incrusted surface. Frequently discovered in high concentrations under couch cushions, in car seats, or in lunchboxes. Not to be confused with natural sandstone formations.
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